So what I'm seeing here is what happens when a self-respecting robot decides to replace his internal circuitry with some sort of electric spaghetti. On this basis, I deem this robot to be Italian. I guess he goes really fast then, but is also very expensive. His sword looks like an over sized hedge-trimmer. You may laugh, but you underestimate how many terrorists are lurking in hedges nowadays. Unfortunately, terrorists are only the second-largest group of hedge occupants, the first being baby birds. Ah well, sacrifices must be made in the name of arboreal safety.That thing on his head is probably an eye, but does that make the rest of them eyes, too? How does that work? It must be strange to have a field of view which goes from the top of your body to the knees. Also, note the implement on his left arm. This is used for clawing ineffectually at windows in order to get inside, because really, who could resist that face?
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